Editor Marc Richardson firstname.lastname@example.org
If you want to know what a bad joke about a pop song and a sparkly blue diamond have in common, read on: it's all about saying what you mean.
My choice of careers shows a distinct lack of creativity. If you can think of it, someone gets paid to do it.
Unless I want to re-read my Nancy Drew collection (and even those have murders), I'm not sure what books I can read on the fifth grade trip to D.C. while complying with all the rules.
I may never understand the rules of Wall Ball, since my children made them up and change them often, but it is fun to play, and I'm happy to see them get along.
If you want to buy $250.00 worth of grocieries for $12.38, more power to you. Just make sure you know how before you get in front of me in line.
Another title for this one could have been "Cell Phoning Rules and Pitfalls for People Old Enough to Drink"
What's an introverted Mom to do with an extroverted son? Love him to pieces and drink lots of coffee, that's what.
Vultures perform a valuable service by cleaning up road kill and other dead animals in nature: so what cleans up a dead vulture?
I get why you'd want another cigarette because you are addicted. But why on Earth would you want the first one?
My parents have perfected the art of growing older without getting old. I hope to follow in their footsteps.
I've just been informed that Rhianna sings that diamond ...
Call Me Maybe? Hi, Maybe!
I've read Katherine Graham's book. I did like it. Thanks ...
Banning Books on Busses
It all comes down to the Golden Rule of Groceries, does ...
The Variable Rules of Wall ...
UR2 FunE. But seriously, I heard an interview on the ...
Cell Phoning for Dummies
There are many times, both in the office and at home, ...
My husband "butt dials" me all the time. And, since when ...
I will judge you for a misplaced apostrophe :-)
Apparently I am not the first person to ask (or try to ...
Love it. My son is 11. He still likes me.......for now.
Hey Mom Hey Mom Hey Mom!
Only the Discoverer knows. :-)
For what it is worth, Phil did not appear to be road kill...
Yes. That. :-) I look forward to reading yours as well.
Where There's Smoke...
I love reading police blotters, as they are often high ...
Are those herbs legal? If so, what are they?
David -- your reply was so wonderful I'm sad it isn't ...
I'm serious about the question, and I am trying to ...
Beautiful, Michelle. Just beautiful.
Through Their Eyes
Thanks, all, for your wonderful comments. My parents ...
As I say over and over again, laugh or cry, laugh or cry...
Light an aroma therapy cannoodley. You'll feel better.
Mani the Psychic Parakeet may still be around....... :-) ...
WIth Six You Get Eggroll
My sincere apologies for my failure to spell Odyssey ...
The picture above is an actual picture of my duct taping ...
My Happy Place
Where in NY? My Aunt and Uncle had a house in Port Jervis...
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